Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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