come join our epic minecraft server where we diagnose autism with stool samples!!! 😂🤣🤪

imagine getting your diagnosis faster than a speeding bullet just by sending in a poop sample! no more waiting in long clinic lines, just drop a deuce and get your results in no time! 💩🚀

our server is so lit, even scientists are talking about it! they say it’s the most revolutionary way to identify autism early. who knew your poop could hold the key to unlocking your true potential in minecraft?! 🤯🔑

so what are you waiting for? join now and let your poop lead the way to a brighter, blockier future! 💩🌟 #poopdiagnosisFTW

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 8180 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4453 Emeralds Found: 1472
    Void Armor Forged: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 815939
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6284

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mines Excavated: 1547
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 198 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Runes Activated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 381
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 452
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Farms Harvested: 124
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Potions Brewed: 113 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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