Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Villages Defended: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 207
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 New Chunks Explored: 240023
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Alien Abductions: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Mines Excavated: 2514
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 974402 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Alien Abductions: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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