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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7208 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 139 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us if you wanna witness the chaos unfold in real time. We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers throwin’ surprise parties with TNT confetti. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts at flingin’ poop at griefers. Ain’t no griefin’ gonna happen on our watch, that’s for sure.
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, ’cause anything goes in this crazy world we’ve created.