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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1048 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1681 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Votes: | 9367 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.