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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9551 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Towns Built: | 10 |
we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.
plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.
so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.