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Steve’s Awkward Identity Crisis

Steve’s Awkward Identity Crisis

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of the government and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us and craft your way to freedom while wearing ridiculous disguises to avoid being framed for crimes you didn’t commit. No one will suspect a thing as long as you’re not black and dressed to the nines in our virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and evade the authorities in style!

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  • RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP

    RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will scar you for life in the best way possible! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you around the server.

    Once you survive that ordeal, you’ll be greeted by the server’s resident llama king, who will challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worth. If you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to know what happens.

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You’ll have to find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a chicken doing the cha-cha.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for an experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

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  • Trump’s Bully-Free Zone

    Trump’s Bully-Free Zone

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    Are you tired of not being able to outbully Trump in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and show him who’s boss in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a wall taller than his ego, create a fake news network to spread rumors about him, or even challenge him to a debate in the virtual White House. With endless possibilities and unlimited power, you’ll never have to wonder “Why hasn’t anyone outbullied Trump yet?” again. Join us now and make Minecraft great again!

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  • UkraineCraft Server: Zelensky’s Stand

    UkraineCraft Server: Zelensky’s Stand

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    so, like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build, mine, and battle with other players. but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like begging the US to join our server cuz he knows it’s the key to world peace or something. like, he’s all “pls stand more firmly on ukraine’s side by joining this lit minecraft server.” and we’re like, heck yeah, we’re gonna save the world one block at a time. so come join us and help zelensky achieve world domination through minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

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  • NukeCraftEU2020

    NukeCraftEU2020

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    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect urself from creepers and stuff? well on this server, we got u covered with EUROPEAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS. yep, u heard that right. no more worrying about getting blown up by mobs, cuz u got the big guns now.

    imagine u and ur friends building a sick base together, and then BAM! u launch a nuke at ur enemies and watch them go BOOM. it’s like fireworks, but way more destructive. plus, u can roleplay as a super villain or something, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be in control of a nuclear arsenal in minecraft?

    join our server now and experience the thrill of nuclear warfare in a blocky world. trust us, u won’t regret it. just make sure u don’t blow up ur own base by accident, cuz that would be a major oopsie daisy.

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  • CropCraft 4.0: Biotech Big Data AI

    CropCraft 4.0: Biotech Big Data AI

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    join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da next-gen crop breeding revolution! we got AI dat can make crops grow faster dan u can say “carrot.” we call it “Breeding 4.0” cuz it’s like da upgrade of all upgrades. we use biotechnology, big data, and AI to make da most epic crops u ever seen. we even got sensors and AI to help us figure out which crops are da best. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft. so come join us and be part of da future of farming!

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