StepmomVacayRuiner420

Beach Trip, Boobs, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict, Constipated, crying, day cruise, Dreaded, embarassed, EMBARRASSING, family dynamics, family vacations, puberty, pubic hair, rash guard, ruined trips, stepmom, StepmomVacayRuiner420, swim shorts, Swimwear

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Love Letters Sent:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8045
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	774
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	799
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5729
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Crops Grown:	2680
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimension Hops:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1793
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	51
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	838
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com