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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3423 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 119 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 974356 |
We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!
With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).
So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).