A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today in open beta!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 419 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Ores Mined: | 6731 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chud Viewer Arena,” where players can challenge each other to epic dance-offs to determine who truly has the best moves. And rumor has it that the server owner herself despises chud viewers and will reward anyone who can defeat them in battle with a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is home to the legendary Dragon Ball Z mod, where you can transform into your favorite DBZ characters and battle it out in epic showdowns. But be warned, the power levels are over 9000 and the stakes are higher than Goku’s hairline!
Not only that, but we have custom mini-games like “TwerkCraft” where you must shake your booty to survive, and “Parkour Panic” where you must navigate through a maze of lava while being chased by a herd of angry chickens.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for expedited access to the Special Story Chapter “Sand of Secrets”, where you’ll uncover hidden treasures and battle mystical creatures. Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Spectral Fantasies, Canyon Gloom (boss challenge), and the Seven-Day Carnival with insane minigames that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Redeem secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” in your settings to unlock special rewards and surprises. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our 100 Pity Banner Type Details for a chance to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at https://snowbreak.amazingseasun.com/ and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1311 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
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| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to save the world from a kike, but there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the day and defeats the evil kike once and for all. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that the owner of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get me started on the time they built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether!
Join us for insane adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
