Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of rainbow-colored sheep? Or a group of players who have created a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls?

But beware, we have a strict rule: “Don’t get too gay.” What does that even mean, you wonder? It’s simple – don’t get too caught up in the madness and forget to actually play the game! We’ve had players who have gotten so distracted by building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot to eat and ended up starving to death. True story.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, meet some of the craziest players in the Minecraft community, and maybe even survive long enough to build your own wacky creations, then come join us on our server. Just remember – don’t get too gay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Zombie Dances: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Void Gems Collected: 37 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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