steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

1.16.5, active community, cast, cave update, Clans, Custom Combat, Custom RPG, Discord, economy systems, Events, Faction, Factions, Favorite, form, Join, Land claiming, Lostshard, Magic, MC-Version, Mods, original, PvP, Revival, Server, Show, Skills, spellcasting, Spells, video showcase

Lostshard Overview
Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
Discord: Click here to join!
IP:	lostshard.club
MC Version:	1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
Features:	Magic / spellcasting Skills and builds PvP with custom combat Clans Plots / land claiming Events Active community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard?	No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
Is the server active with events and community engagement?	Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
Can I claim land and build on this server?	Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
How can I join the Lostshard Discord server?	You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Items Found:	6707
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mines Excavated:	4581	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	4193	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crops Grown:	8645

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crops Grown:	9424
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	179	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	4754	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Towns Built:	8	Enchantments Applied:	295

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!