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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4620 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.
So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.