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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8124 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 122 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our creeper explosions is the drama in our players’ virtual lives! Join now for a chance to escape the real world, where husbands like “Jack” are more interested in playing video games than cleaning the house.
On our server, you can create your own virtual spouse who actually helps with chores and doesn’t blame you for the mess. Build your dream home without the fear of it turning into a virtual pigsty, unlike poor OP’s real-life situation.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter virtual arguments about who should be doing more around the house, but at least you can laugh it off knowing it’s all just a game. So come join us and escape the madness of reality, one block at a time!
