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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 224 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?