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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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