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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 122 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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