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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Astral Projections Made: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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