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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Mines Excavated: 3640 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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