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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8323 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4264 |
1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?
2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!
3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.
4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!
So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.
