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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3165 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.
