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Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Items Found:	4118	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

United States of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	68	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	414	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FearFactorSMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	7378
Farms Harvested:	720	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineCraftyDisasters

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Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	402318	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ores Mined:	5671	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

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so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	85	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cock Music Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SisSaver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HouseMortgageDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Items Found:	3444
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NudeCrafters

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	506	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5