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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9335 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2321 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
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