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Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Star Shards Collected:	262
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	539

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.