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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2345 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
