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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8241 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5993 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?