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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3928 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 3400 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?