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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7256 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Votes: | 8647 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5239 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
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SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?