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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2507 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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