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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7676 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
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