Staircase Fails Lead to Epic Fails

Accidents, Attention, Awareness, balance, Careful, Caution, Epic, Fails, Fall, Focus, lead, mind the gap, mindfulness, missing steps, Prevention, Safety, Slip, stair hazard, staircase, Stairs, STAIRWAY, Warning, watch your step

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why it’s da bomb diggity. So, like, imagine dis: you’re walkin’ up a staircase in Minecraft, right? And you miss da first step. Next thing you know, you’re flyin’ through da air, missin’ all da other steps like a boss. That’s how crazy dis server is! Join us now for some wild adventures and stair-avoiding shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

GandBTech

Adventure, Community, Company, Creative, custom spawns, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, multiple worlds, ONLINE, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, tech support, Technology, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	9072	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server For The Tech Support Company GAndBTechnologies, this is a survival multiplayer with towny and mcmmo, custom spawns, multiple worlds

play.gandbtech.com

simplevanilasmp

Anarchy, Cheating, chill vibe, Community, Cosmetics, Donations, Economy, fair, FAIRPLAY, Hacks, Minecraft, Paytowin, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Ranks, respectful, Roleplay, rules, simplevanilasmp, Survival, swearing, Trade, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	144
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to SimpleVanillaSMP! I got tired of all the pay-to-win nonsense on other servers, so I decided to create a place where everyone can just enjoy the game in its purest form. No pay-to-win features, no unfair advantages—just good, clean survival Minecraft. While community donations are crucial to keeping the server running, they won’t get you any gameplay advantages. Donating may grant you cool ranks or cosmetics, but the game itself will stay fair for everyone.

This server is all about fair play. We’re not an anarchy server, so cheating is not allowed. If you’re looking for a server where cheating is okay, there are plenty out there, and I’m happy to recommend some to you. Just DM me or a mod/admin, and we can point you in the right direction. Otherwise, please keep the game fair and fun for everyone by avoiding any cheats or hacks. Let’s all play by the same rules!

Feel free to use light swearing in chat, but please be respectful to others. If someone asks you to stop, simply do so—it’s all about maintaining a chill and welcoming vibe. You can also enjoy the player-driven economy with player shops, trade, and more. This is your server to build, trade, and have fun with the community!

simplevanilasmp.play-network.io:26910

Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	1566	Dragon Eggs Found:	4080
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

River Flow Ruckus

#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Buildings Constructed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

FloralCove

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crops Grown:	9209	Star Shards Collected:	146
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

smp.floralcove.fun

Eviyon Network

battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

mc.eviyon.net

LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	403	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

basement, Boundaries, challenging conversations, co-dependency, Communication, Confronting, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, Enmeshment, family dynamics, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, individual growth, living arrangements, long-term plans, mindset, Minecraft, mommas, overbearing mother, personal growth, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, Server, Therapy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crops Grown:	9294
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	54
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!