| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 396 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2196 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5716 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4900 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 669 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5723 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 2946 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3048 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 291 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2499 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9825 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5995 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7894 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6609 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 893 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8852 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8129 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 216 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1185 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4595 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5408 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
