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ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	54	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7434	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	4857
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ores Mined:	3623
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	87	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4614	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7252

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2481	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.