so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Zombie Dances: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Astral Projections Made: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6480 Towns Built: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Alien Abductions: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1713 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3351 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 New Chunks Explored: 257153

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 425 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7252 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2237 Animals Bred: 144
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Runes Activated: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Magic Items Found: 2160
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7473

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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