SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FurnitureFiascoCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5163	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Star Shards Collected:	289	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4903

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	554
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	9408
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	388244	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2