Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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