Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Runes Activated: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Endless Night Skies: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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