Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Farms Harvested: 211 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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