Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 174
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6708 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1189
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ores Mined: 2271 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Animals Bred: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2012 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Divine Spears Created: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 473350 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Animals Bred: 115 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Emeralds Found: 5706

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102
    Runes Activated: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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