Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
New Chunks Explored: 58603 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Chimeras Created: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6496

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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