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Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	588210
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	192	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3079
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3654	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4132	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	111
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4896	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4214	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	42
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	8721
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Void Armor Forged:	23	Animals Bred:	166
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Towns Built:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4604
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

Players:	96/600	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2