Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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