Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Emeralds Found: 3841

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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