Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Void Gems Collected: 36 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Secret Passages Found: 6
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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