Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/trailertrash-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a> – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2724 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Crops Grown: 2778 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3963
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Animals Bred: 94 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Potions Brewed: 166 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DragonCraft Minecraft Server

    DragonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4011 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaAidCrisisCraft

    GazaAidCrisisCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Potions Brewed: 200
    Crops Grown: 4409 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aetherial Minecraft

    Aetherial Minecraft

    Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrowPrison

    DrowPrison

    DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Crops Grown: 1653 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

    Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!
    Server URL
    Java mc.bucketry.net
    Bedrock mc.bucketry.net:19132

    Overview:

    Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

    What Makes Bucketry Different?

    • Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
    • Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
    • Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
    • Build and Defend Your Kingdom
    • Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
    • Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
    • Create a Thriving Economy

    What Will You Experience?

    • Community-Driven Events
    • Epic Quests with Real Stories
    • Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

    A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

    Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

    A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

    Q: Can I choose a profession?

    A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

    Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

    A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

    Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

    A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

    Q: Is there a custom currency system?

    A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

    Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

    Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Towns Built: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

    Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PuppyVacayNoWay

    PuppyVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

    Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

    So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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