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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	105	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	261572	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mines Excavated:	1650	Crops Grown:	6125
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	824249

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Animals Bred:	189
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	2773	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4098
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Emeralds Found:	349
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6