so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the beautiful women and handsome guys that could totally lure you into spying, just like china said! but like, don’t worry, spying on this server is totally cool and not, like, illegal or anything. plus, we got, like, the craziest stories ever, like one time a creeper and a skeleton teamed up to take down a whole village, it was epic! so, like, come join our server and be part of the most insane adventures ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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