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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1247 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 146 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 45 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!