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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5242 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 23 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!