””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

RegretfulRemakesMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Disappointment, do-over, film industry, Flop, Hollywood, letdown, made, movie remake, Never, Nostalgia, original, Reboot, redo, regret, RegretfulRemakesMC, Revamp, smp, Unnecessary, Unoriginal, wish

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where we have recreated every single movie remake ever made in block form! From the disastrous Ghostbusters remake to the cringe-worthy Lion King remake, we’ve got it all! Join us for a hilarious journey through the world of blocky movie remakes and see if you can survive the insanity! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden block in the server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all movie remakes are actually good! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crops Grown:	2301	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DailyBlockFun

consistent behavior, daily activities, daily commitment, daily consistency, daily devotion, daily discipline, daily grind, daily habits, daily persistence, daily practice, daily regimen, daily ritual, daily routine, daily schedule, daily tasks, daily tradition, DailyBlockFun, everyday life, habits

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens every time you log on! Forget boring old routines, on our server you’ll never know what wacky adventure awaits you next. From riding pigs into battle against evil villagers to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server

#covert operations, abuse of power, Abused, CIA scandal, CraftyCIAAgent, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, drugged, Exploitation, Former CIA officer, global scandal, government corruption, human rights violation, illegal activities, international crimes, justice for victims, Manipulation, Minecraft, misconduct, multiple countries, Server, sexual abuse, Women

come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3650

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	3012	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	486

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4626	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7